SHE CRAWLS ON HER BELLY LIKE A REPTILE!

From the vaults: The stunning Lynn Fontane stars in an ersatz video for this teetering tango from the Delusionaires debut album, 2003's DESTINATION POON.  Color film was invented for this dame...

"Orlando’s Delusionaires bring us this soundtrack for a Fawcett Gold Medal paperback. This instrumental is redolent of cheap cigars and bourbon – and that’s just the way they like it. Travis McGee probably heard this stuff in a bar during a salvage operation." -- Warren Moore, SPINETINGLER MAGAZINE