SHORT SHORTS!

Another fake video culled from the new FLOOZE PARTY longplayer, showcasing the Dels' titillating tag-team with Atlanta's luscious F'n Heartbreaks.  Precious little planning or preparation was involved in recording the album as a whole, and this was a prime example: not only had we not originally planned on recording this chestnut, we'd never even played it (or considered playing it) before this night.  I'd done it a few times in my very first band, though, some twenty years ago, and after a significant  number of drinks this night, well, "inspiration" hit…  And thus, here we are.

SNAKEBITE!

From the new album FLOOZE PARTY, available through finer outlets everywhere...

SHE CRAWLS ON HER BELLY LIKE A REPTILE!

From the vaults: The stunning Lynn Fontane stars in an ersatz video for this teetering tango from the Delusionaires debut album, 2003's DESTINATION POON.  Color film was invented for this dame...

"Orlando’s Delusionaires bring us this soundtrack for a Fawcett Gold Medal paperback. This instrumental is redolent of cheap cigars and bourbon – and that’s just the way they like it. Travis McGee probably heard this stuff in a bar during a salvage operation." -- Warren Moore, SPINETINGLER MAGAZINE